(This is an add on to my friend's story)
once upon a time there was a pineapple.
The pineapple's name was Jeremy.
The owner's name was mentlelyinsanekitos.
They played all day in the sun.
Jeremy always wore a flower bikini.
One day mentlelyinsanekitos got hungry, and
ate Jeremy.
Jeremy you will not be missed because no one loved you, you tasted good.
Your flower bikini is in the trash now.